Traces of Love

By hyannisnews

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They’re like oil and water…

Drunks and drivin’….

Cats and dogs…

Cats and microwaves…

(Okay, maybe that one goes too far.)

But we all know they shouldn’t be together!

Joakim and Thoman…

Taryn and Janet…

But, they seemingly cannot get enough of each other! 

The “RRRRAAARN” heard around the world. 

The biggest online catfight since Hillary and Monica!

Hookin’ and jabbin’…

Duckin’ and dodgin’…

Kissing and hugging?  They say, there’s a fine line between love and hate.  They say, they only way to flatter an idiot is to argue with one.  They say, life is a box of chocolates.  But will we ever see the day when theses two kitty blog warriors will just give each other a big hug?  Kiss and make up? 

Traces of their love spat are chronicled and maintained in cyberspace.  Traces of their undying devotion are evident on their blogs.  “Traces of love, long ago, that didn’t turn out right.”

 TODAY’S TIFF: From Taryn’s FAKE “HYANNIS NEWS” BLOG (she’s sooo tricky):  Janet Joakim is mad as hell and she is not gonna take it any more! Stay tuned to Hyannis News for more exciting news about the infamous Barnstable Bully Janet Joakim!” 

Janet’s most recent post: “gunman was a familiar figure at city hall.  Is Janet identifying with the tragedy in Kirkwood?  Scary stuff if so…  You decide, click and see —–à http://sevenvillagesblog.com/

In the meantime, let’s hope these two lovebirds finally cast their fate to the wind, because “love is in the air.”

2 Responses to “Traces of Love”

  1. jsj Says:

    LMAO

  2. Taryn Says:

    Do you really think this somphmoric petulant spew is funny? I would never kiss Joakim on the lips. At least not on the first date.

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